Tuesday, June 12, 2007

12.Mr. McMahon presumed dead


Mr. McMahon faced a dedly night when the WWE Chairman’s experiance an explosion just moments after Mr. McMahon stepped into it his car.The Chairman has been presumed dead

Local authorities said it is still too early to declare anything as fact,including what caused the explosion,but described the blast as an apparent “car bombing.” They also revealed that as of 11:30 p.m. EST, no body had been recovered from the incinerated wreckage.

Firefighters were quickly on the incedent, taping off sections of the parking lot to protect the evident crime scene.Mostly our fans are injury.Intense heat and clouds of black smoke, countless people spilled out of the arena to get a closer look at the chaos they had just seen live.Moments earlier, the sold-out crowd came to a still hush as they speechlessly watched from their seats.

“By the time we arrived on the scene, the entire automobile was on fire,” explained a Wilkes-Barre firefighter. “It was like an inferno, and our guys were doing whatever they could to contain it as quickly as possible. In my 27 years with the fire department, I’ve never seen anything like that.”

The flames that reached skyward at estimated heights of more than 50 feet.Early assessments from local firefighters and police officers sent a similar feeling regarding the probability of the Chairman’s survival.

“We’re doing our best to respect the McMahon family and the fans of WWE,” the firefighter said. “However, with that said, we have not found anything – there hasn’t been confirmation that Mr. McMahon’s body was extracted from the limo.”

As the physical body of Mr. McMahon remains to be uncovered, perhaps the most perplexing piece to this puzzle is the Chairman’s uncanny.Over the last few weeks on WWE programming, the swaggering, well-off billionaire seemed to unravel right before the eyes of millions. Speaking of a threatening presence that lurked in his foreseeable future, Mr. McMahon even cited the looming of a “black cloud” last week – a cloud very similar to the post-combustive smoke that billowed above his limousine tonight.

ECW World Champion actually may have proven to be an exercising of a recently discovered sixth sense.

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